Friday, July 16, 2010

Share the Road

Today's lesson will be how to drive through a herd of cattle.

Rule 1: Nothing changes whatsoever about traffic.

Rule 2: It's easier if you ride a motorcycle.

Rule 3: People hoot (honk) at you if you stop to let the cattle pass, or to take pictures.

Exhibit A.  Track the bus in the following pictures.  Notice how quickly the purple monstrosity moves up in line.  And how the motorcycle is not crushed, but actually slips through the cattle.

Please do not be distracted from our task by the crooked power line.


The motorcycle is zooming through.  I think it needs a "No Fear" bumper sticker somewhere.


The bus is third in line to come through.

I turn to take a quick picture of the herder.

Now the bus is next in line because the other two cars are on their way.  The motorcycle in true "frogger" style is now through the obstacle course.

Don't feel bad, cows.  Traffic doesn't wait for me either.

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